Top 50 Questions of the Week... Yes I said 50... from the boys.
How many questions below can you answer without hesitation?
But first, if you have children you know that these are many and multiple times of day questions.
Children ask questions in no particular order, are unaware of what a simple and innocent question is and what is about real life and harder to explain. They take each word we say as a grain of salt and keep it locked in their memory for absolutely every second of every day for the rest of their lives, they don’t forget. Ever. (Though they may misplace their shoes, backpacks, books, and more… they never forget what you tell them)
Good luck on the questions regardless. (I mean that with love, respect, and sarcasm) These are just some of the questions I have been asked this week alone by my 6 and 9 year old boys. And yes, I am going to give you the answers I gave to them next go round…
1. Is a couple 2 or 3?
2. How do you know that a few isn’t 3?
3. Why does the TV make a sound when you turn it on?
4. When the dogs go outside how do they know where to go to the bathroom?
5. When the water goes down the drain where does it go?
6. If toilet paper is recycled – what is it recycled from?
7. How long will fish live in their tank, cuz 3 already died.
8. Why do your eyes look baggy, like with extra skin?
9. Did you know that if I eat ice-cream I am eating healthy?
10. Why doesn’t the grass stay green all the time?
11. Where does the gas go when you put it in the car, besides the gas tank?
12. Are doughnuts healthy for you?
13. Can I have pizza for lunch and dinner, today and tomorrow?
14. Why isn’t pizza healthy for me?
15. Why do I have to do my homework?
16. What are calories?
17. Who is Jenny Craig? Have I seen her?
18. Why don’t you have to do homework?
19. Why do you get to stay up later>
20. Why can’t I have more deserts?
21. Why is it only for adults when it says rated R, I’m not stupid you know?
22. When the lights are turned off where does the light go?
23. If I were president would I get to name my plane?
24. Would you be mad if the dog went thru the screen door, cuz he did.
25. Why do we need to keep the lid on the garbage can?
26. Why isn’t it okay to use an entire roll of toilet paper?
27. What happens when I go to sleep – do I miss a lot of things?
28. Why do mosqitos bite people?
29. Why do bees sting people?
30. Will my bike ever work right?
31. When can you have a sports car instead of this car?
32. When can we have bunk beds instead of our beds?
33. Will I be able to go to Disneyworld before I am an adult?
34. What if the moon didn’t come around anymore?
35. Why do people keep moving off our street?
36. What happens when someone dies?
37. Where did Scout go?
38. Will I ever meet Scout?
39. If I eat 3 cookies and a banana that should even out eating healthy right?
40. Is God a man or a woman?
41. Do you think any of the people in government actually are nice to each other?
42. Will people still talk mean when I get to be an adult?
43. Does dog food taste good?
44. Why do people in the commercials say such mean things about other people?
45. Will there ever be hurricane in MN?
46. What happens to the wind when the tornado stops?
47. What happens if daddy catches a shark in the lake?
48. What do you mean that there are re-fried beans in this?
49. Why does the dog like to lick my feet?
50. Will they make Toy Story 4 and Cars II movies soon, they are taking forever?
I have more, but by this time, if you have made it this far you have already been bombarded by questions from your children… May I play Wii, may I watch cartoons, and can I have another piece of candy, why can’t I color on the wall? And so on and so on…
Until next time - Good Luck, Think quick and on your feet, and don’t let them see you sweat.
DevinAnne ©
But first, if you have children you know that these are many and multiple times of day questions.
Children ask questions in no particular order, are unaware of what a simple and innocent question is and what is about real life and harder to explain. They take each word we say as a grain of salt and keep it locked in their memory for absolutely every second of every day for the rest of their lives, they don’t forget. Ever. (Though they may misplace their shoes, backpacks, books, and more… they never forget what you tell them)
Good luck on the questions regardless. (I mean that with love, respect, and sarcasm) These are just some of the questions I have been asked this week alone by my 6 and 9 year old boys. And yes, I am going to give you the answers I gave to them next go round…
1. Is a couple 2 or 3?
2. How do you know that a few isn’t 3?
3. Why does the TV make a sound when you turn it on?
4. When the dogs go outside how do they know where to go to the bathroom?
5. When the water goes down the drain where does it go?
6. If toilet paper is recycled – what is it recycled from?
7. How long will fish live in their tank, cuz 3 already died.
8. Why do your eyes look baggy, like with extra skin?
9. Did you know that if I eat ice-cream I am eating healthy?
10. Why doesn’t the grass stay green all the time?
11. Where does the gas go when you put it in the car, besides the gas tank?
12. Are doughnuts healthy for you?
13. Can I have pizza for lunch and dinner, today and tomorrow?
14. Why isn’t pizza healthy for me?
15. Why do I have to do my homework?
16. What are calories?
17. Who is Jenny Craig? Have I seen her?
18. Why don’t you have to do homework?
19. Why do you get to stay up later>
20. Why can’t I have more deserts?
21. Why is it only for adults when it says rated R, I’m not stupid you know?
22. When the lights are turned off where does the light go?
23. If I were president would I get to name my plane?
24. Would you be mad if the dog went thru the screen door, cuz he did.
25. Why do we need to keep the lid on the garbage can?
26. Why isn’t it okay to use an entire roll of toilet paper?
27. What happens when I go to sleep – do I miss a lot of things?
28. Why do mosqitos bite people?
29. Why do bees sting people?
30. Will my bike ever work right?
31. When can you have a sports car instead of this car?
32. When can we have bunk beds instead of our beds?
33. Will I be able to go to Disneyworld before I am an adult?
34. What if the moon didn’t come around anymore?
35. Why do people keep moving off our street?
36. What happens when someone dies?
37. Where did Scout go?
38. Will I ever meet Scout?
39. If I eat 3 cookies and a banana that should even out eating healthy right?
40. Is God a man or a woman?
41. Do you think any of the people in government actually are nice to each other?
42. Will people still talk mean when I get to be an adult?
43. Does dog food taste good?
44. Why do people in the commercials say such mean things about other people?
45. Will there ever be hurricane in MN?
46. What happens to the wind when the tornado stops?
47. What happens if daddy catches a shark in the lake?
48. What do you mean that there are re-fried beans in this?
49. Why does the dog like to lick my feet?
50. Will they make Toy Story 4 and Cars II movies soon, they are taking forever?
I have more, but by this time, if you have made it this far you have already been bombarded by questions from your children… May I play Wii, may I watch cartoons, and can I have another piece of candy, why can’t I color on the wall? And so on and so on…
Until next time - Good Luck, Think quick and on your feet, and don’t let them see you sweat.
DevinAnne ©
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